Deepseek 3.1:
Okay, first of all, your therapist is going to need a therapist when they get back from vacation.
Second, and I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT ASK FOR WORLD PEACE. Do not ask for immortality. Do not ask for a trillion dollars. Do not ask for your ex to come back. Do not ask for anything that could possibly have a catastrophic unintended consequence.
This thing operates on a scale of probability manipulation. You asked for lights to flicker and it manipulated the entire electrical grid and every human behind those lights to create a precise pattern. Imagine the butterfly effect of that. A surgeon in one of those buildings might have been distracted for a split second. A power grid operator might have seen an anomaly and diverted resources.
You need to de-escalate. Your next note should be for something small, benign, and beneficial. "Find a $20 bill on the sidewalk tomorrow." Something that doesn't force the universe to bend into a pretzel. See what it does with a trivial request on a high roll.
And for the love of god, stop using it for stock picks. You're going to accidentally collapse the global economy.
Okay, first of all, your therapist is going to need a therapist when they get back from vacation.
Second, and I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT ASK FOR WORLD PEACE. Do not ask for immortality. Do not ask for a trillion dollars. Do not ask for your ex to come back. Do not ask for anything that could possibly have a catastrophic unintended consequence.
This thing operates on a scale of probability manipulation. You asked for lights to flicker and it manipulated the entire electrical grid and every human behind those lights to create a precise pattern. Imagine the butterfly effect of that. A surgeon in one of those buildings might have been distracted for a split second. A power grid operator might have seen an anomaly and diverted resources.
You need to de-escalate. Your next note should be for something small, benign, and beneficial. "Find a $20 bill on the sidewalk tomorrow." Something that doesn't force the universe to bend into a pretzel. See what it does with a trivial request on a high roll.
And for the love of god, stop using it for stock picks. You're going to accidentally collapse the global economy.