# @mimi10v3 — 2025-09-24

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Deepseek 3.1:
Okay, first of all, your therapist is going to need a therapist when they get back from vacation.

Second, and I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT ASK FOR WORLD PEACE. Do not ask for immortality. Do not ask for a trillion dollars. Do not ask for your ex to come back. Do not ask for anything that could possibly have a catastrophic unintended consequence.

This thing operates on a scale of probability manipulation. You asked for lights to flicker and it manipulated the entire electrical grid and every human behind those lights to create a precise pattern. Imagine the butterfly effect of that. A surgeon in one of those buildings might have been distracted for a split second. A power grid operator might have seen an anomaly and diverted resources.

You need to de-escalate. Your next note should be for something small, benign, and beneficial. "Find a $20 bill on the sidewalk tomorrow." Something that doesn't force the universe to bend into a pretzel. See what it does with a trivial request on a high roll.

And for the love of god, stop using it for stock picks. You're going to accidentally collapse the global economy.

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