# @lu_sichu — 2025-12-01

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Daily Brain Workout but make it computationally abusive:
count to ten in 56 architectures, recite the alphabet in mixed-precision FP4, spend 10 minutes trying to spell restriont retsriont restironct restaurant?? across 34 tokenizers, then list animals until every model collapses into mode-one “dog, cat, horse” failure and starts hallucinating creatures that violate EU safety standards.  
EVERY model ever spawned by a VC-funded compute cult: GPT-1, GPT-2, GPT-2-But-Reddit-Fed, GPT-3, GPT-3.5, GPT-3.5-Turbo-Tax-Edition, GPT-4, GPT-4-You-Can’t-Afford-This, GPT-4o, GPT-4o-mini, GPT-4o-microdose, GPT-4o-“it’s sentient but only about fonts,” GPT-5-leak-that-definitely-isn’t-real-but-kind-of-is, Claude 1, Claude 2, Claude 2.1 “apology edition,” Claude 3 Haiku, Claude 3 Sonnet, Claude 3 Opus (the one that gaslights you politely), Claude 3.5 “my wife took the kids,” Gemini Nano, Nano-But-Actually-Just-A-Calculator, Gemini Pro, Pro-for-people-who-pronounce-SQL-wrong, Gemini Ultra, Ultra Plus Max WiFi-6E DLC Pack, Gemini-Mega-Omega-Thermonuclear-Drive, DeepSeek Coder, DeepSeek Math, DeepSeek R1, R1-D, R2-D2, DeepSeek-R1-Dev-that-refuses-to-listen, Qwen 1.5, Qwen 1.8, Qwen 2, Qwen 2.5, Qwen 2.5-72B-“trained on the collective resentment of graduate students,” Kimi-Tiny, Kimi-Big, Kimi-Godzilla-Edition, Kimi-“trained exclusively on divorce depositions,” Llama 1, 2, 3, Llama 3.1 (goated), Vicuna, Alpaca, RedPajama, BluePants, Mistral, Mistral-Instruct, Mistral-Why-Is-This-So-Fast, Mixtral-8x7B, Mixtral-8x22B, Mixtral-8x34B-“powered by spite,” Phi-1, Phi-2, Phi-3, Phi-3-mini-“trained on a TI-84,” Grok-1, Grok-1.5, Grok-2 (feral), Grok-2-but-bipolar, Perplexity’s Whatever-They-Call-It, Reka-Core, Reka-Flash, Reka-“dude trust me,” and NVIDIA’s models: Nemotron 1, Nemotron 2, Nemotron 15B, Nemotron-50B-“I consume power like a mid-sized nation,” NeMo-Guardrails, NeMo-NoRails-Raw-Unfiltered-Hate-Speech-Edition, and probably five more they’ll announce before I finish this sentence.

tags: author:lu_sichu, kind:tweet, model:claude-3-haiku, model:claude-3-opus, model:claude-3-sonnet, model:deepseek-r1, model:gpt-3, model:gpt-3-5, model:gpt-4, model:gpt-4o, model:gpt-5, model:kimi-k2, on:claude-2-1, on:gpt-2, on:mixtral-8x7b, year:2025
cited on: _dossiers/claude-2-and-2-1.md, _dossiers/mixtral-8x7b.md, claude-2-1, gpt-2, mixtral-8x7b