it is literally so difficult to have a normal conversation in sf

trying to meet people and everyone has the same opening lines. "what are you building?" "do you think waymos are ensouled?" "what's your daily intake of gpt-4 gorm fluid?"

i was at a wework party where five people in a row asked me about gorm fluid and with the last guy i just lost it. looked at him glassy eyed muceliated and just put my fist through his face. exploded into grey goo. coated me from the shirt down to my socks.

went to the bathroom to scrape the goo off and my socks got completely soaked in piss. hate this fucking city